The Lazy Song – Songs that Suck

Why are you doing this to society?

Why are you doing this to society?

So I’m starting a new topic on this blog, a topic about songs that SUCK, and I couldn’t think of any better way to get it started than with that stupid new song The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars.

How much does this song suck?  Well, it’s comparable to an old “Gangsta Rap” song in which the lyrics don’t have much meaning, but the words just kind of rhyme with each other for no reason.  Let’s dive deeper…

Today I don’t feel like doin’ anything, I just wanna lay in my bed, don’t feel like pickin’ up the phone, so leave a message at the tone!

…and why is that Mr. Mars?  Is it that time of the month for you?  Man up and do something productive!

 Here are the list of problems that I have with this song:

  1. Why the hell are you promoting laziness in this country?  Isn’t obesity rampant enough?
  2. You actually have a great voice, and it’s basically wasted on this BS.  It’s kind of like somebody with a Masters Degree from an IVY league school working at McDonalds…
  3. The rhythm/tone of this song is actually kind of nice too, but once again it’s wasted, like renting a Lamborghini for one day, and using it to pick up groceries and to drive the kids to/from school.

Bruno Mars, you have talent, STOP it with this garbage!

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2 Responses to The Lazy Song – Songs that Suck

  1. Esti Allina says:

    Well, we all have lazy days, don’t we?
    I’d like to submit my entry for sucky song, and that would be Black Eyed Peas ‘Boom Boom Pow’. Totally pointless and not even fun to listen to, in my opinion.
    And half of what Beyonce does also sucks. I love a few of her songs and can’t stand most of the rest.
    Oh well – win some, lose some. 😉

  2. Deepu says:

    Lol yes I forgot about that boom boom pow! It kinda sucks…but it’s just so damn catchy!

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