How [NOT] to Change Baby’s Diaper

Look VERY closely...You would rather be the "NO" baby.

Changing a baby’s diaper kind of like performing a kidney transplant:

1) Most people have NO idea how to do it, and…
2) During peak times of need, it’s almost impossible to find a replacement.

With that thought in mind, let’s take a look at our next picture.

Look VERY closely...You would rather be the "NO" baby.

Take a close look at the two women. The one on the “NO” side is using her dress to wipe junior’s butt. The woman on the “YES” side, on the other hand, is using some sort of paper. Most likely, sandpaper. FINE GRAIN sandpaper, because she only wants the best for her child.

ALSO: Take a look at the angles at which the children are being held:

1) The woman on the “YES” side seems to have barely even lifted her child, it looks like she’s doing a half-assed (no pun intended) job of cleaning her child’s ass.

2) The woman on the “NO” side has pulled her child halfway into the air to make sure that every nook and cranny is thoroughly cleaned with her silky soft dress.

Would you rather have your ass cleaned with silk, or sandpaper?

I believe this is one of those rare times, kind of like when your on a first date, that “NO” means “YES,” and “YES” means “OK I’ll do it if you want…but it’s probably gonna hurt”


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